Weirdos...

“they don’t really talk to people they don’t know”
“ummm why?”
“well they don’t really like people they don’t know”
“so how do they get to know people in the first place if they don’t like them when they don’t know them and don’t talk to them?”
“uhhh… *looks thoroughly confused* Ayesha shut up you ask too many questions”

what is this??? If you don’t know someone you immediately begin to dislike them? And you don’t talk to people you don’t know…hmmm OK then. Well this explains the monosyllabic answers I get to my genuinely interested questions *puts on her “hmmm youre life is SO interesting to me” face*

“so how was your exam yesterday, I heard it was really hard”
“good”
“oh that’s nice…. I bet you studied really hard”
“no”
“oh..OK then… ummm… ill see you later…”
"*Continues to stare blankly at my chest*”

see what I mean?? I mean really you could at least have the courtesy to pretend to be listening to what I'm saying!!

“They’re a little shy is all”
“ *snorts and then chokes as the coke in her mouth goes into her nose and down her windpipe*”
“Ayesha stop laughing like a weirdo! Its NOT funny! I'm serious!”
“ *is unable to reply for obvious reasons*”

shy? I think not…more like they re spoilt little mamas boys… did I mention the hair gel?? Oh God!!! I wont even start…

“mama I can I have a new car from Japan?”
“of course beta…give mama a kissshyyy now and finish your paratha”

I kid you not!!

“my food isn’t here on time… and where is the driver???!!!” *smashes his 30 thousand rupee phone* “I waaaannnnttt fooooodddddddd!!!!*

UGH get a life!! lol ok im done…the moral of the story being… STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE!! haha...so I'm going to stop now before she kills me...